Yuka: Hi, I'm Yuka Mochida, and I'm gonna teach you how to act like a ten-year-old.
Step 1- Speak in Third Person
Yuka: Onii-chan!!
Satoshi: WHAT. THE. FUCK. DO. YOU. WANT!?!?
Yuka: Yuka had to go to the bathroom.
Satoshi: *punches a wall*
Step 2- Act Weak and Whine a lot
Y: ONII-CHAN HELP ME!!! *le killed by Kizami*
Y: Yuka can't find her onii-chan. *sobs*
Y: Yuka's scared.
Step 3- Be a Loli
Yuka: *slowly takes off clothes* Time to bathe with onii-chan!
*bursts into bathroom*
Yuka: ONII-CHAN!!! YUKA'S GONNA BATHE WITH YOU!!
Satoshi: Wait wha-?
*Yuka jumps into tub*
Yuka: Onii-chan!! *hugs him*
Satoshi: *giggles uncomfortably* *thinking* Why did I ask for a sister...?
Yuka: And that's how to act like a ten-year-old, by Yuka! See you next time!
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RandomTitle says all you need to know. ^ω^ I don't own CP, just the jokes. Most of them at least. #Wattys2016
