54. Fairytale

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Written by HJadeColes

You expect a princess Cinderella,

You expect a stunner Snow White,

But I am not a beautiful Bella,

Popularity shining bright.


You are like a fun Flynn Rider,

You're naturally a Prince Charming,

You drink cola, I drink cider,

I'm the one doing the harming


You see, I'm like the Evil Queen,

In our little fairytale,

If I'd said yes you would have seen

I'm not gentle rain, I'm hail.

I'm weird, I'm different,

I'm useless, I'm hopeless,

I'm ugly, I'm mean

I'm a bitch, and I can't be led.


You expect some long perfect hair,

You expect the clear perfect eyes,

But I'm not perfect, I don't care,

Please don't try me on for size


You've got the perfect six pack,

The one all the other girls crave

There's absolutely nothing you lack,

I'm ruthless, I'm a tidal wave...


You see, I'm like the Evil Queen,

In our little fairytale,

If I'd said yes you would have seen

I'm not gentle rain, I'm hail.

I'm weird, I'm different,

I'm useless, I'm hopeless,

I'm ugly, I'm mean

I'm a bitch, and I can't be led.


Oh it's this fairytale,

It's all so stereotypical,

The ones that are different can never be princesses,

The perfect guys are princes


You see, I'm like the Evil Queen,

In our little fairytale,

If I'd said yes you would have seen

I'm not gentle rain, I'm hail.

I'm weird, I'm different,

I'm useless, I'm hopeless,

I'm ugly, I'm mean

I'm a bitch, and I can't be led.


Oh, I'm a bitch and I can't be led.

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