*at the restaurant*
Waitress: Welcome! Would you like a table?
Me: Oh, no, I came here to eat on the floor. A carpet for 5 please.
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RandomBest jokes ever, now SECOND hit! Like Collection #1? Some jokes I find really funny and wish to put them all in one book. There's Yo Mamma jokes, random quotes, funny facts, and many more... If you love random and stupidly funny stuff, this is the r...
Restaurant
*at the restaurant*
Waitress: Welcome! Would you like a table?
Me: Oh, no, I came here to eat on the floor. A carpet for 5 please.
