With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 67-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth to a baby boy.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I came to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," she said. "I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first."
Thirty minutes has passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," she said.
A few minutes has elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
My friend answered again, "No, not yet."
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the new baby?"
"You have to wait until he cries, my friend."
"Wait until he cries?!?!" I demanded. "But why?"
"Because I forgot where I put him, okay?"
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