DANNG!!

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Your not very nice
He's right your a bitch
"Well what was I suppose to do?"
I don't know TALK to Presbot in stead of just jumping out the window
"WELL,I WAS CONFUSED.SHE CAN't BE MY CHILD NOT SINCE... "
Wait...
Well maybe she could have
She mi..
"BUT SHE COULDNT HAVE BEEN.. "
Deadpools daughter but she could've been wades daughter
"OH $#@/
"Hurry up stupid belt we need to get back to the apartment "
"HEY!YE'Forgot to pay me"Thr Bartender said.
I pulled out my gun and shot him in the end leg.
"That should cover it it's a golden bullet "
*ZAP*
We got to the apartment
"How long was I gone?"I said awkwardly as Presbot gave  me a death stare "Where's Lea ?"
"I sent her to get some candy! Poor girl,She said to me is the at my father I said yes and do Ya want to know what she said she said he must hate me let's just leave so I sent her to the candy store to get some candy."
Whoa! Long explanation.
"She's wades daughter isn't she?"I said looking away at the wall and rubbing my neck .
"YOU'Re Wade. "
"NO I'm not I'm a psychaotic killer"
"Wade she knows..
"Um...  Can she stay here tonight?"I ask.
"Are you going to scare her?Go on  a mission? Come home looking like a dart board?"
"No"
Yep
DEFO
"sigh.. Ok then "Presbot said
"YESSS!
I do some sort of half circle celebration dance thing until I turn around and see Lea.
"I got you something aswell "She said
AWWW!! she's so cute

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