#1 One twin to the other: "You are ugly"
#2 I called the hospital but the line was dead.
#3 Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married. I'm sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, I'm getting divorced for the same reasons." [ WOMEN AREN'T that BAD IN REAL LIFE ALRIGHT, but i still find this a lil' funny]
#4 What do driving and dating have in common?
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
#5 Most of the time, when you cry, nobody notices the tears you shed. Most of the time, when you're facing trouble, nobody feels your pain. But try farting in public just one time!
(book says completed but im just in the mood to update soo why not hehehe)
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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
HumorHaving a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
