Dad was leaving to fly to London. He has 3 minutes to catch the bus to the airport. His family was all saying good-bye to him, when suddenly he realized he couldn't find his plane ticket.
So he said to his son, "Hurry back to the apartment, and see if I left the ticket up there."
The family lived on the tenth floor, and the elavator wasn't working. The son hurried off. Three minutes later he was back, panting like he'd run a marathon.
"Yes Dad," he said, "your ticket's on the tsble right where you left it."
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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
HumorHaving a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
