A trump is created when a Republican and a racists meet. First they take of their shirts and rub their belly buttons together. If they are a match the lint will intertwine their soles for eternity. If you are lucky after 12345678910 months a trump will emerge from you earlobe. It is hard to satisfy a newly born trump. They are very needy. They require a small loan of a million dollars in order to survive. Your Newly born Trump will be a prime target for The gang Underwear Bandits. You will need to protect it as much as you can, if you do then someday your little Trumpling will grow up into a Muslim hating president of the U.S.A.
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Non-FictionThe 1st book Of My Series Presidential Passion. Where I basically make fun of presidents
