Almost 99% of trumps don't make it into teen trumps. The Underwear Bandits kill about 142358678079 trumps a day! So in order to save you trump and allow him to mature into the Modern Day Hitler the World deserves follow these 3 steps.
1. A good Trump will only eat Coconuts
2. A bad trump would only eat coconuts
3. A Ted Cruz wouldn't Eat coconuts
If you follow those steps the underwear Bandits will be sure to think twice about coming near your trump, and may even decrease the Trump death rate by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001%.
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A taking care of a trump. Birth- Young Adulthood.
Non-FictionThe 1st book Of My Series Presidential Passion. Where I basically make fun of presidents
