Every year at least 10987654321 trumps are born! If you want you trump to become the Wall building Savior of the United States, you will need to follow these instructions very carefully.
Do not allow your Trump to listen to anything but the many Awe inspiring word of Justin Bieber. Bieber's songs have inspired many before your trump to hate people for random reasons.
Do not allow your trump to use any hair products whatsoever, it will ruin his trump like essence and force him into pre-mature trumping.
Do in fact encourage the removal of all Illegal Aliens.
Do not under any circumstance allow you trump to eat sushi, it will cause his Trump to implode on his trump squashing his trump into a trump like phase that can only be healed by the soothing lyrics of Hillary Clinton.
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