-this awkward marine baby would do what any ordinary man would do,except, as said above, awkwardly.
-smo-yan hasn't had a lot of lady friends beside Tashigi and we all know that he wouldn't dare get her anything for fear of reputation.
-therefore he is a noob, so cut the babu some slack. He's trying.
-he'll wake up, look at the calendar that he circled for the very day, and quickly evacuate the room.
-he'd go down into his office where he hid his particular presents for you, balloons, flowers, that gigantic stuffed animal you said was absolutely adorable, and a big box of your favorite candy.
- he'd wait for you go get up and he'd immediately start fidgeting, stuttering and when you got done eating a particularly special breakfast, he'd invite you down to his office
-he'd have you sit in his lap while he called in Tashigi who would walk in with the many presents that he had gotten you, his face most likely blood shot.
-give this man a kiss and he'll be a-okay with the payment. And a little more for later -wink-
