This is a double feature, so it's split into two chatroom sessions. See, 'Sacrifice!' would be way too short by itself, so I mixed the unfinished chapter with it, but it was still too short and I needed to add 'HACK SPEEDY'S LAPTOP!!!' anyway, so I was like, what better way to do this? Enjoy, guys! ^-^
[Halimeh is online]
[Ashley is online]
[Speedy is online]
Halimeh: Okay, so I have to do three sections, 34 problems in each one.
Ashley: THAT'S THREE HUNDRED AND SIX!!! AAAAHHHHH! Our evil algebra teacher that we got stuck with for 7th-8th made us do 30 to 60 problems in 45-50 minutes! If not, we got in HUGE trouble!
Halimeh: Hey have you noticed-
Ashley: Evil teacher! According to Batgirl, I mean, Argent's, page, there's a list of 10 ways to know you're a superhero nerd (that is SOOO me) and #10 was to look at a picture of Slade, look at your teacher, amke all possible connections, then jump to conclusions and assume your teacher is Slade in teacher form to advance his world domination plot and make student's lives miserable. I loved it so much I memorized it!
Halimeh: I read it, haha! But don't you think-
Ashley: I believe Mrs. Charlwood, the evil algebra teacher, is one of Slade's evil villain allies or minions. Now when I go back to school, I'll never look at the teachers the same. All because of Argent's life-changing, life-saving discovery. I'll see Slade everywhere!!! Then I can run around screaming, 'WHO IS SLADE, WHO IS SLADE' again and again like on that episode (repeating things like that drives me insane) called 'Final Exam'. And I'll say 'SLADE ALERT, TITANS, GO!!!' I just made a poem, I think I'll paste it in one of the Falling Angels books.
Halimeh: SACRAFICE!!!
Ashley: *starts screaming hysterically as Hali drags me to the volcano* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SPEEDYGETYOURFIANCETAKEHERONADATESAVEMEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Halimeh: Speedy's here?!?! Where?? *drops Ash and fixes hair*
Ashley: THERE!
Speedy: *waves* Hey Hali.
Halimeh: Hai babe.
Speedy: Soooooo... what's.... going on here?
Halimeh: I'm sacraficing Ash to the llama gods.
Speedy: ..... hon, I thought we already discussed this. They. Aren't. Real.
Halimeh: THEY'RE REAL YOU IDIOT SLOTH!! See if you get any tonight.
Speedy: I'm just joking, just joking! But... uh... shouldn't we go to the restaurant and theater instead? I have your favorites picked out!
Halimeh: *crosses arms and flips hair* Like what? Are we just gonna make out through the whole thing?
Speedy: *takes Hali's hand*
Ashley: *runs away and jumps off cliff*
[Ashley is offline]
Speedy: Just for yoou! I promise, no distractions, no missions, just you and me! Whatever you want! Any movie! Aaaaaaand your favorite vegetarian restauraaaaaaaaant!
Halimeh: *flutters eyelashes* promise?
Speedy: Promise. Look, I'll even turn off my communicator! *turns off communicator*
Halimeh: Yay, gimme a kiss.
Speedy: *pulls Hali close* just please don't bite me like last time. *kisses Hali*
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Teen Titans-Related Chatroom
FanfictionThis is just what we talk about. When we speak of Teen Titans, it's usually hilarious. So read on, my friends, and soon you will either look like the Titans on the cover or you will be laughing so hard you fall off your chair. I hope you enjoy! Plea...
