Author-chan: *Grell-style evil grin* HEHEEH! DIPPER! JUST DIPPER! GET YOUR BOOTY IN HERE!
Dipper: Why just me...?
Author-chan: You're right. EVERYONE EXCEPT BILL GET YOUR BOOTIES IN HERE!
Bill: Excuse a moi? *turns slightly red*
Author-chan: You heard me, Triangle. Your booty stays right here. *shuts the door on him*
Bill: WHAT?! *turns dark red*
Author-chan: Sorry! But this dare only involves them! *evil smirk* *turns to Dipper and the others* Now. Dipper. Your dare.
Dipper: Oh no...
Author-chan: *whispers to him and the others so Bill won't hear* For 25 minutes, Dipper has to pretend... Like he hates Bill.
Dipper: What?! I can't do that! Bill... He's like... *blushes* He...
Author-chan: I know... But it's just for 25 minutes. Besides, when he finds out its just a dare, he'll only go for @Thefangirlsfan and I! *smiles* NOW! GO AND HATE YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Tyrone: This should be fun... Right,
Blueberry?
Will: *looks nervous* W-well... Bill i-is sensi-t-tive... H-he may not t-take this well...
1 minute later
Bill: So, What was your dare, Pine Tree?
Dipper: *grits his teeth* None of your business. *turns up nose at him*
Bill: *looks confused* Pine Tree?
Dipper: Don't call me that stupid nickname. *stomps away from him*
Bill: *looks confused and shocked* P-Pine Tree...?
10 minutes later
Bill: Hey... Dipper... You alright, kid?
Dipper: And why should I tell you? *scoffs and walks away*
Bill: *looks worried and hurt* Dipper...
5 minutes later
*everyone is watching t.v, with Dipper and Bill sitting on either sides of the couch*
Dipper: *thinks* Just 9 minutes left... Please don't hate me...
Bill: *thinks* Pine Tree... Why? Did I do something... Again?
Will: *thinks* You didn't do anything, little brother... Please don't be too hurt...
Bill: Dipper... You okay? Please, tell me...
Dipper: *looks away, nose upturned*
Bill: *looks down* *mumbles* Okay... I guess not... Well, can I get you anything...? Anything at all?
Dipper: No. *glares at Bill*
Bill: *looks back down* I'll leave you be, then...
Dipper: Tch. Should've done that a long time ago. *thinks* that was a little harsh... Maybe a little too harsh...
Bill: *looks like he's about to cry* I-I'll be in our room... *runs up to the attic*
Will: *looks at Tyrone* *whispers* C-can I go c-comfort him?
Tyrone: *smiles and ruffles Will's hair* That's my sweet little Blueberry.
Will: *blushes* *gets off Tyrone's lap and runs upstairs to where Bill is*
In the attic/Bill's room
Bill: *pacing back and forth, mumbling to himself*
Will: L-little brother? A-are you-
Bill: WHY?? WHY IS HE MAD AT ME?! IM CONFUSED AND I DON'T LIKE IT! *punches a hole in the wall*
Will: Calm d-down! I-I wasn't s-supposed to t-tell you... DIPPER IS PRETENDING TO HATE YOU B-BECAUSE OF A D-D-DARE!
Bill: What? *turns away from the wall* AUTHOR-CHAAAAANN!
Author-chan: Welp, I'm gonna leave the country now.
Will: T-t-t-too late! H-h-he's mad! R-real m-mad!
Author-chan: *gulp* *whispers to Thefangirlsfan* Run... Run while you can!
Bill: *standing in the doorway, his body dark red*
Author-chan: BEEP BEEP! *runs out the door*
Bill: AUTHOR-CHAAANN! *chases her*
Will: S-she's screwed...
Dipper: Yep!
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
