Author-chan: I'M ABOUT 98.9% SURE THAT MOST OF MY READERS ARE DONE WITH MY AUTHOR NOTES, AND PROBABLY THIS BOOK AS A WHOLE, SO IMMA JUST ATTEMPT TO MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER.
Bill: NAH, THEY DON'T HATE YOU. YOU'RE JUST A SUCKY AUTHOR.
Dipper: Rude but true... Sorry, man.
Mabel: SHE IS FABULOUS HOW DARE YOU.
Swag-chan: JUST GET ON WITH IT, JEEBUS.
Author-chan: RIGHT. SO THIS IS A QUESTION. Can you guys communicate with other AU's of you?
Dipper: Like deer me? Or siren me? Yeah, but we don't talk... It's weird to talk to yourself, after all.
Bill: PIRATE ME IS SEXIER THAN NORMAL ME. IT OFFENDS ME.
Will: Uh... W-well, we're a-a-already AU's, s-so...
Tyrone: Yep.
Author-chan: WELL THAT WAS A BORING ANSWER. Also why DAFUQ am I talking in caps like
Swag-chan: Because you yell when you talk.
Author-chan: OH YEAHH. ANYWAY, LETS ADD SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO THIS GAME. LETS PLAY F*CK MARRY KILL.
Bill: TWO OF THOSE THINGS SOUND FUN, AND THEY DO NOT START WITH M.
Author-chan: Okaaaay... Moving on. Dipper! Out of Sebastian, Ciel, and Will, who would you f*ck, marry, or kill?
Dipper: Uhh... Kill Sebastian, sorry man...
Sebastian: *innocent smile* I take no offense to that.
Dipper: Marry Ciel I guess...?
Ciel: *shivers*
Dipper: ...This is weird...
Bill: WOW. F*CK MY TWIN. CLASSY.
Dipper: ITS ONLY BECAUSE HES CLOSEST TO YOU!
Author-chan: MHM SURE WEIRDO.
Tyrone: *bites Will's hair* Mine.
Will: ...
Author-chan: WTF *sprays Tyrone with a water bottle* BAD DOG. OOO! BRAINWAVE! NEXT CHAPTER WILL FEATURE SOME REOCCURRING GUESTS, AND WE SHALL HAVE A ROUND OF ULTIMATE F*CK, MARRY, KILL.
Swag-chan: In other words, we have about as many ideas as Buzzfeed Video.
Author-chan: SAD BUT TRUE. ALSO, SOMEONE GET BUZZFEED SOME ICE COS WE JUST ROASTED THEM.
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
