Funny Larry Arguments And More

Argument 3: Lessons

Louis: "Kids, please do not ever, in a million years, sign a contract with Modest! Management. It has made my life so miserable I cannot explain it."

Harry: "They'll always try to hide who you really are. If you're gay they'll get you a beard, like Eleanor. Though everyone can see it's fake."

Louis: "Except Elounor shippers."

Harry: whispers to Louis "I thought we agreed not to say that word."

Louis: whispers back "Just continue."

Harry: "Anyway, they'll make you separate from your lover. And make one a womanizer."

Louis: "They'll make you date ugly, disgusting, horrible, American blondes all the time *cough* Taylor Swift *cough*." smiles innocently

Harry: rolls eyes "Yet you can say that stuff about my exes?"

Louis: nudges Harry's stomach "Shut up."

Harry: "They'll make you hide the real you. You'll find the only way to express yourself is by getting tattoos."

Louis: "Even though you swore on your heart you'd never get any. And soon, you've turned into a Zayn."

Zayn: "I heard that!"

Louis: "Shut up! This book is for me and Harry only! Go find some other story to intrude."

Zayn: "No!"

Louis: starts running after Zayn with a baseball bat

Zayn: "Where'd you get that?!"

Louis: "It's a Larry book, anything can happen!"

Harry: chuckles

Zayn: finally ran away

Louis: "What were you laughing about?"

Harry: "Nothing."

Louis: mutters "Dear god, another Larry reference."

Harry: sighs "Anyway keep this in mind. If you want to be a singer, or whatever the heck it is, never go to Modest Management."

Louis: "Or any type of British Management that is."

Harry: "Well, we hope you learned your lesson."

Louis: "Always keep a pet llama."

Harry: "Totally."