Argument 8: Milk

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Harry: looks at phone "For the love of god, Louis!"

Louis: rushes in room "Who died, and what did the llama eat?!"

Harry: "No one died, and the llama ate normal llama food. But look what you did to my phone!" shows him

Louis: "I never did such a thing!"

Harry: "So you're saying you didn't send Nick pictures of our house, and engagement rings."

Louis: "Psh, naw!"

Harry: "Sure..."

Louis: "I'm being honest here!"

Harry: "Whatever, I'm going to the store, need anything?"

Louis: "You."

Harry: smacks him playfully "No, I really mean it though, need anything?"

Louis: "Oreos, Skittle Riddles, Orange pop, mint chocolate ice cream, molk-"

Harry: "You said it wrong.'

Louis: "Said what wrong?"

Harry: "Milk, you said molk like someone's throwing up."

Louis: "No I didn't!"

Harry: "Yes you did!"

Niall: "What happened, and where are my crisps?!"

Louis: "Harry and I are fighting about how to say molk, and you ate them.

Niall: "Oh." looks down, then back up "But why were why fighting about malk?"

Harry: facepalms "Ugh, guys say milkshake."

Louis/Niall: "Milkshake."

Louis: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard-"

Niall/Harry: "Louis!"

Louis: pouts

Harry: "Anyway, now say milk."

Louis: "Molk."

Niall: "Malk."

Harry: "You guys aren't even saying the same thing!"

Niall: "We're saying it perfectly!"

Liam: goes into room "Niall, inside voice."

Niall:sighs "Yes Liam."

Liam: nods, leaves

Louis: "We're saying molk perfectly!"

Harry: "No you arent!"

Niall: "Yes we are!

Harry: puts gun to head "Say it right!"

Louis: points gun at Harry "Don't do it Hazza!"

Niall: points gun at Harry "Yeah Harry, don't do it!"

Harry: "You're gonna shot me if I shot myself!?"

Niall/ Louis: look at each other, then point guns to them

Niall: "Don't do it man!"

Louis: "Please don't Hazza!"

Harry: "Why the heck are we even fighting about milk?!"

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