Panic! At The Emo Joke Center

Name change

Ryan Ross goes to the dentist:
Ryan Floss

Ryan Ross dumps glitter on his head:
Ryan Gloss

Ryan Ross cries:
Cryan Ross

Ryan Ross plays ball:
Ryan Toss

Ryan Ross forgets to close the goddamn door:
Ryan Writes Sins Not Tragedies

Ryan Ross gets married:
Ryan Urie