Song Review No. 1: Death Of A Bachelor

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**READ THIS IN RYAN'S MONOTONE VOICE**

Do I look lonely?

Yes, considering that your alone in an enclosed room with no windows or doors, whatsoever, and that all your band mates left you

I see the shadows on my face..

Stop standing next to Dallon.

People have told me, I don't look the same

Well, you just turned to a demon so I guess that changed something

Maybe I lost weight

You have no weight to lose, Brendon, what are you talking about?

I'm playing hooky

Obviously. You should be named Mr. Oops! Where'd I Go and Mr. Surprise Motherfucker

With the best of the best

Who? Ryan?

Put my heart out my chest so that you can see it, too

Yeah, go do that, I bet it looks pretty :3

I'm walking the long road

If I were you, I'd take the shortcut

Watching the sky fall

Awh that's cute

The lace in your dress tangles my neck

I knew Spencer kept that tutu

How do I live?

You live victioriously.

The Death of a Bachelor, oh oh oh, letting the water fall

Sky fall, check!
Water fall, double check!

The Death of a Bachelor, oh oh oh, seems so fitting for..

????

Happilly every after, oooooohh!!!

Holycrapthathighnoteisnowmylifefuckyoubrendonwhydidyoudothistome

How could I ask for more?

*is trying to recover from the high note*

A lifetime of laughter

That's a lifetime of tears for us, fangirls

At the expense for the death of a bachelor

Rename this song, RIGHTNOW.
It's now called the Death Of A Fangirl

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So that's basically a song review
Tell me what song lyric I should review next

Also, this is my original idea on wattpad so at least credit me when you're gonna do one of these :)

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