Plz don't judge I wrote this when I was 14 hahaha. Unfortunately I did not finish or make it to 1000 things....
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#225 in random YEET
• Buy a white backpack. Write random things on it. BOOM new backpack
• Put mayonnaise in your parents lotion bottle. Watch their reactions
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• Become a teletubby!
• Become Dora the explorer!
• Solve 2945193-91828376
• Tell strangers that their pants are untied. See how many check to see. 5 points for everyone who checks!
• Draw a mustache on your face
• Slow motion of smushing a blueberry
• Cut a strand of your hair and put it on your sibling or parents pillow
• Write with DRY ERASE not SHARPIE on your parents bathroom mirror: make me a sandwich
• Put aluminum foil on your head as a hat and walk around busy streets saying, "THE ALIENS ARE COMING! PROTECT YOUR BRAINS!"
• Wear a fat suit
• Try to paint an actual picture
• Hug a tree for an hour or what seems like an hour
• Watch a YouTube video on how to build a lamp
• Meow like a lizard
• Paint a small neon dot on the wall and see how long it takes for someone to notice
280. Wear socks and sandals and a visor and walk around as if your cool (cause you obviously are, duh)
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