1,000 Things to do When You're Bored

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• Binge watch your favorite series

• Organize your closet

• Adopt a dog

• 12 words

• Count how many words in total this book has

• Write a paragraph about why lizards are just snakes with legs (I WILL GRADE YOU)

• Get angry at me for not updating this book as often as I should

• Save a penny a day for 84 years

• It's been 84 years, save a dollar a day now

• Go to open houses and pretend you are gonna buy the house

• Write your neighbor a note about how you can't put up with the color of their house anymore. Offer to paint it neon green

• LET THE NOSTALGIA HIT YOU LIKE A BRICK. READ ALL YOUR OLD STORIES. GO THROGH YOU EMBARRASSING DIARY YOU WROTE WHEN YOU WERE 11 ALMOST 12 YEARS OLD. TELL ME ABOUT YHE CRUSHES YOU HAD. REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU CAME ON WATTPAD. REMEMBER THE FIRST STORY YOU WROTE AND HOW YOU TOOK IT DOWN MONTHS LATER. MAKE ONE OF THOSE RUBBER BAND BRACELETS THAT WERE THE BOMB DOT COM IN 5TH GRADE. REMEMBER WHEN YOU ACTUALLY LOVED GOING TO SCHOOL. REMEMBER BEFORE ALL THIS HATE WAS IN THE WORLD. REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE THOSE EMBARRASSING NINJA VIDEOS ON HOW TO BECOME A NINJA AND YOU SHOULD JOIN MY STUDIO BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED AND HAD LIKE NO FRIENDS AVAILABLE. REMEMBER MAKING YOU PET ROCKS. REMEMBER LEAVING THEM TO SIT IN THE DUST ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND DAY IN AND DAY OUT. REMEMBER FORGETTING THEIR NAMES. REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST READ THIS BOOK. REMEMBER HOW EXCITED YOU WERE WHEN YOU A VOTE ON YOUR STORY. REMEMBER HOW EXCITED YOU WERE TO HAVE 26 FOLLOWERS. REMEMBER WHEN YOU PLAYED 0 SPORTS AT ALL THROUGHOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD AND THEN SUDDENLY JOINED SOFTBALL YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR TO GET OUT OF PE NEXT YEAR. REMEMBER ENVYING ALL THE ATHLETIC KIDS WHO PLAYED A SPORT LIKE EVERY SINGLE SEASON. REMEMBER THE AGONY OF DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. REMEMBER YOUR FIRST EXPERIENCE GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL. REMEMBER YOUR FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH DRAMA. REMEMBER THINKING 8TH GRADERS WERE BASICALLY SENIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL. REMEMBER HOW STRESSED YOU WERE JOINING HIGH SCHOOL. HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE. DONT EVER FORGET ALL YOUR FIRSTS! DONT FORGET YOUR EMBARRASSING MOMENTS. REMEMBER TO SAY HI TO YOUR VERY FIRST FOLLOWER EVEN IF THEY ARENT ACTIVE ANYMORE.

• Wonder why the heCK YOUR BED IS SQUEAKY AND WHY IT SQUEAKS EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU MOVE THE SLIGHTEST

• Murder people on Sims 3

• Give yourself a self promo here

• Treat yo self. Go get an ice cream

• Draw a dragon. Post it in one of your stories and tag me. DRAGONS PEOPLE DRAGONS

• Give me a reason why

• Go roller skating like you uSED TO IN THE OLD DAYS. REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO— jk I won't put you guys through that again haha

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