Me: Hi, everyone, and welcome to my first ask or dare book!
Sans: It's going tibia good time!
Erron Black: ...Seriously? We're not even a chapter into the book, and you're already starting with puns?
Kenshi: Give him a break, he's probably bored out of his skull.
Sans: *silently laughing on the floor* I see what you did there!
Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
Me: *trying not to laugh* Anyways, I just wanted to let you guys know that comments are open and you can dare any of us to do just about anything.
Ermac: We just want to say, if you have any hate for either of the fandoms included in this book, please keep it to yourself. Also, no sexual stuff, please. *awkwardly shifting around* It makes us uncomfortable...
Scorpion: Why are the Ice Bi- I mean, why are Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot here?
Me: Because they are. Deal with it. Who knows? Maybe you might start to get along with each other.
Shao Kahn: Why is Sans here? He's not a Kombatant!
Me: *starting to get annoyed* He's here because I said so, alright?
Baraka, Sub-Zero, and Noob Saibot: *playing cards in the background*
Sub-Zero: My cards keep freezing on me..!
Noob Saibot: Just deal with it, bro.
Baraka: *accidentally pops out one of his arm blades, which goes through Sub-Zero's cards*
Sub-Zero: DUDE..!
Baraka: ...sorry.
Kotal Kahn: I'm not sure I can control myself if anyone makes any more bad puns.
Me: *eye twitches* DEAL WITH IT! *tries to calm down* Anyways, questions and dares start....... NOW!
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Ask or Dare: Mortal Kombat (featuring Sans from Undertale)
RandomAsk or dare Erron Black, Baraka, Kotal Kahn, Raiden, Shao Kahn, Ermac, Kenshi, Sub-Zero, Noob Saibot, Scorpion, Sans, and myself anything. (My first ask or dare book.)
