XernaBlythe465 - Hey sans will you give one of the kombatants a bad time
Sans: Heh heh... I'll only give them a bad time if they're on a genocide run... Or if they start badmouthing Papyrus.
Scorpion: Who would name their kid "Papyrus"? That's stupid!
Me: You shouldn't have said that, Scorpion...
Scorpion: Why? *turns around to see Sans's left eye glowing*
Sans: Do you wanna have a BAD TIME? *Megalovania starts playing quietly in the background*
Everyone but me, Sans, and Scorpion: Uh oh...! *slowly backs away*
Scorpion: *cautiously* Well... What I meant to say was... I've never heard of anyone being named Papyrus before, and it's an unusual name.
Sans: *megalovania gets slightly louder* And I've never heard of someone named Scorpion before. Your point is...? Just because I haven't heard it before, doesn't mean it's a stupid name. Now take it back, or you're GONNA have a bad time..!
Scorpion: ........ *starts getting a little nervous*
Me: *kinda distantly* *checks watch* ...and in 3... 2...
Sans: *megalovania at max volume* *uses gaster-blasters on Scorpion*
Scorpion: *in pain* AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! I'M SORRY! I TAKE IT BACK!!!
Sans: *megalovania stops playing* *eyes go back to normal* Good. Now... *calling Papyrus* apologize to him.
Scorpion: *to Papyrus* I'm sorry I said your name was stupid...
Papyrus: *over the phone* IT'S OKAY. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, FORGIVE YOU.
Sans: *hangs up*Just... Don't do it again, m'kay?
Scorpion: ...Is he always that loud?
Sans: ...heh heh heh, unfortunately, yeah. It took me a little while to get used to.
Kenshi: .....is it safe to come back now?
Me: Yeah, come on back in here, you guys.
Everyone: *slowly walks in*
Erron Black: ...the hell was that about?!
Me: ...Don't get Sans pissed off. EVER.
Everyone: .....ooooookay then...
(A/N - I was actually listening to Megalovania while writing this. XD )
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Ask or Dare: Mortal Kombat (featuring Sans from Undertale)
RandomAsk or dare Erron Black, Baraka, Kotal Kahn, Raiden, Shao Kahn, Ermac, Kenshi, Sub-Zero, Noob Saibot, Scorpion, Sans, and myself anything. (My first ask or dare book.)
