Dumb Fanfic Moments

Zayn

Rating: Humor #273 / Fan Fiction #503

I think fanfic Zayn should go to a mental ward because he is bipolar a.f

Fanfic Zayn can be either a unicorn prince who loves Kylie

Or a douchebag that will cheat on Kylie with every girl he lays eyes on

Excuse me bitch, but do you think Perrie would put up with bipolar Zayn if this were real life? Hell no! 

Perrie is a strong, independent woman who dont need no man

And yes, I know, Zayn is gorgeous and looks like he was conceived with the tears of Jesus but no person is vain enough to look in the mirror turdy seven billion times every day.

Its like his looks are more important than anything in the world

"Zen Kylie, ur gurlfren, is givun burth. Les go to de hospitul" screm Heiry

"One sec Heiry. I need 2 fix ma hur" Zen screem from de mirorr

Hardy har-har

And also Vas Happening is WAY over used

"Nice to meet you, my name is Kylie Jones"

"VAS HAPPENING KYLIE"

"Guys, this is a random homeless girl I found on the street"

"VAS HAPPENING"

"We have to take you away. You are a murder suspect"

"VAS HAPPENING CSI"

Its annoying. And this is like Niall with Kylie eating his food

I carressed ma hends thru Zens heir wile we kis

"Gasp! Zen dont let no 1 toch his heir!" screem Louie. Dat mus meen he luv meh <3

Yeah. He's so inlove. You keep telling yourself that, honey

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