Dinah: ALLYLYLY
Ally: LEaVE ME aLonE
Ally: i'M tRYiNg 2 PrAy
Dinah: wtf is up with ur typing? You going zayn on me?
Ally: no what? I'm not leaving the group
Dinah: that's not what I meant but nevermind
Ally: lol weirdo
Dinah: 🙄why are you "tRYiNg 2 PrAy" ?
Ally: because, God saw the work from home video
Ally: he's very disappointed
Dinah: so am I
Ally: why?
Dinah: I wanted mary kate and ashley olsen to be on fuller house
Ally: oh
Ally: same
Dinah: I also wanted to get some last night
Ally: get some what?
Dinah: get some. Y'know, bang bang ?
Ally: you wanted to get some guns and go shooting?
Dinah: well that's one way to put it
Ally: ?
Dinah: I wanted to
Dinah: um
Dinah: ride that horsey, y'know what I'm saying now?
Ally: OOH YEAH
Dinah: k good
Ally: I LOVE HORSES
Dinah: ....
Dinah: we're not talking about the same thing, are we
Ally: of course we are
Dinah: okayyy
Dinah: I'm gonna count to 3 and we have to say what we're talking about, okay?
Ally: ok
Dinah: ok 1
Dinah: 2
Dinah: 3
Ally: RIDING HORSES
Dinah: RIDING DICKS
Ally: oh.
Dinah: oH
Ally: OhO
Dinah: did you just call me a ho
Ally: Ho Ho Ho
Ally: Merry Clitmas
Dinah: it's March wyd
Ally: dying
Dinah: aren't we all
Ally: good point
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Did any of y'all get the Zayn joke?
If not, I'll explain. So on Zayn's album the way the titles of his songs are written, are weird. But cool, I like it.
Like here are some examples, "iT's YoU" "BeFoUr" "fOoL fOr YoU" "rEaR vIeW" like that.
Okay, so you get it now? K, good. I'll go now... Bye...
🏃🏼.....
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Fifth Harmony & Camila Texts
Fanfic*MATURE CONTENT* Random(but accurate) texts between the girls of 5H (and sometimes with other famous people) and sometimes just random 5h one shots as well(but the simple one shots are very rare, mostly just texting is what you'll see)