Dinah & Ally

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Dinah: ALLYLYLY

Ally: LEaVE ME aLonE

Ally: i'M tRYiNg 2 PrAy

Dinah: wtf is up with ur typing? You going zayn on me?

Ally: no what? I'm not leaving the group

Dinah: that's not what I meant but nevermind

Ally: lol weirdo

Dinah: 🙄why are you "tRYiNg 2 PrAy" ?

Ally: because, God saw the work from home video

Ally: he's very disappointed

Dinah: so am I

Ally: why?

Dinah: I wanted mary kate and ashley olsen to be on fuller house

Ally: oh

Ally: same

Dinah: I also wanted to get some last night

Ally: get some what?

Dinah: get some. Y'know, bang bang ?

Ally: you wanted to get some guns and go shooting?

Dinah: well that's one way to put it

Ally: ?

Dinah: I wanted to

Dinah: um

Dinah: ride that horsey, y'know what I'm saying now?

Ally: OOH YEAH

Dinah: k good

Ally: I LOVE HORSES

Dinah: ....

Dinah: we're not talking about the same thing, are we

Ally: of course we are

Dinah: okayyy

Dinah: I'm gonna count to 3 and we have to say what we're talking about, okay?

Ally: ok

Dinah: ok 1

Dinah: 2

Dinah: 3

Ally: RIDING HORSES

Dinah: RIDING DICKS

Ally: oh.

Dinah: oH

Ally: OhO

Dinah: did you just call me a ho

Ally: Ho Ho Ho

Ally: Merry Clitmas

Dinah: it's March wyd

Ally: dying

Dinah: aren't we all

Ally: good point

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Did any of y'all get the Zayn joke?

If not, I'll explain. So on Zayn's album the way the titles of his songs are written, are weird. But cool, I like it.

Like here are some examples, "iT's YoU" "BeFoUr" "fOoL fOr YoU" "rEaR vIeW" like that.

Okay, so you get it now? K, good. I'll go now... Bye...

🏃🏼.....

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