Eren: Eren hates it when people don't listen to him. Like once, fine ok but you know he's right. BUT WHEN ITS THE FIFTH TIME HE WILL LEGIT CALL YOU THE HELL OUT BECAUSE OF YOUR HARDHEADED MELON YOU CALL A H E A D.
Armin: OK ARMIN HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE TEXT LIKE
"What......?"
"Oh.."
"I didn't...!?"
LIKE HONEY WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ARE YOU DOING. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA SAY.WE AREN'T IN THE FRIGGIN LIFETIME MOVIE CHANNEL, ACTING ALL SUSPENSEFUL AND HURT WHEN HE ONLY SAID
"I'm eatin popcorn yo"
LIKE IF SOMEONE HAS THE AUDACITY TO TEXT HIM LIKE THAT HE WONT ANSWER, AND WHEN THEY SEE HIM THEY'RE GONNA ASK WHY HE DIDNT TEXT BACK AND HES GONNA SAY
" BC IF I SAID WHAT I WANTED TO YOUR FEELINGS WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD, NOT HURT, DEAD. LIL HO."
