How to Make them angry lmao

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Eren:
-chew with your mouth open
-be a total killjoy
-say shit and have nothing to back it up on
- sneeze hella loud/ even if it's normal for you to scream when you sneeze he gets so tense lmao/
- blame everything on yourself
-let people walk all over you
-when people ask hiM WHATS THE MATTER WHEN REALLY HE'S JUST CHILLIN AND THINKING OF BIRDS
-when people hate on him for having a resting bitch face(literally so annoying)
-when people WHO RAISE THEIR HAND AND ASK TO READ AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEIR ILLITERATE LIKE CMON DUDE PLS PRACTICE ON YOUR OWN TIME I JUST WANNA GET THIS OVER WITH CUZ
- WHEN SASHA SLAPS HIS BUTT LIKE HE KNOWS ITS JUST LIKE A "hey how ya doin " GESTURE BUT STILL ITS NOT PLEASANT
-WHEN PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY DONT WANNA GOSSIP LIKE MIKASA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ALREADY I DONT WANN HEAR YOUR
"I shouldn't be telling you this buttttt.."
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Armin
-people who dONT SAY EXCUSE ME, THANK YOU, YOURE WELCOME, LIKE YEEZus
-not cover your mouth when you sneeze and or cough like gross germs
- when people raise their hand up in class just sO THEY CAN ASK A STUPID QUESTION JUST SO THEY CAN BE FUNNY LIKE HONEY NO YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL WASTE OF BRAIN MATTER
- when people talk shit about someone but when you ask them why they hate them they say just because like rlly
- when people think that he's just acting shy tO GET ATTENTION LIKE BITCH HE WILL PUT YOU IN THE SHARPSHOOTER IF YOU DONT STOP
-people who walk rlly loudly, like you can hear them coming even though they are literally the size of a twig.(aka historia bc she sounds like freakin Godzilla when she walks)
-when people act like he's a delicate flower and  they try to be really nice when Armin knows they're a total jerk

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