wrong number || Yoonkook

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Yoongi rolled on his bed, grumbling "that fucking hoe, what's taking him so long."

He took his phone and typed hoeseoks number.

Swaegboy: oi hoe

Swaegboy: the fuck are u

Swaegboy: fucking sock answer me

He waited five minutes until he felt the vibration of the phone.

Bunny: urm? You are? I am not a sock but a human.

Yoongi squinted his eyes and looked closer at the numbers.

Fuck.

He thought.

Instead of 367, he typed in 376.

Swaegboy: fuck im sorry

Swaegboy: nah

Swaegboy: idgaf idgas

Swaegboy: *middle finger emoji*

Yoongi smiled happy with his reply.

Meanwhile jungkook,

Was watching his favourite tv show, spongebob.

" who lives in a pineapple under the sea? " he sand along until he heard his ringtone.

Message?

He thought.

He opened it and read the text messages from an unknown number, he panicked.

He remembered his mother told him not to talk to strangers.

But he wanted to rebel and be a bad cookie.

So he replied.

He recieved the messages and asked.

Bunny: what's idgas and idgaf? And whats with the third finger?

Bunny: what's fuck?

Jungkook typed on his phone.

He was too lazy to google the meanings, too lazy he said.

His phone vibrated again.

Swaegboy: u stupidd kid

Swaegboy: -_-

Swaegboy: u prentendin or wht

Bunny: ???

Jungkook was confused.

Prentending? No not one bit? Prentending about what?

Swaegboy: just google

Swaegboy: google knows all

And so he did.

And he was terrified.

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♡i was thinking yoonmin but i ship yoonkook too hehe