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Swaegyoongi: jimin

Swaegyoongi: u fucking bitch

Swaegyoongi: how dare u steal my cookies

Yoongi was pissed, very pissed.

Jimin came over last night to watch Star Wars with yoongi and left in the morning with yoongi's cookies.

Kookie: ???

Kookie: u know jimin???

Yoongi realised he clicked the wrong chat.

Swaegyoongi: u know that hoe?

Kookie: y u call jimin a hoe

Kookie:

Swaegyoongi: dumbass

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Swaegyoongi: dumbass

Kookie: :(

Kookie: I'm smart I got 4/100 for ingrisheu

Swaegyoongi: dumbass shit

Swaegyoongi: firstly its English and next 4 is so Low

Kookie: it's high!!!!!

Kookie:😡

Swaegyoongi: it will be high when pigs fly

Kookie:

Kookie: they fly

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Kookie: they fly

Swaegyoongi: idiot thats a drawing

Kookie: :( it's real in my imagination

Kookie:

Swaegyoongi: idiot

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Swaegyoongi: idiot

Kookie: :(

Swaegyoongi: anyway u kno that hoe

Swaegyoongi: ??jimin??

Kookie: park jimin that shortie?

Kookie: yes

Kookie: the jamless one

Swaegyoongi: fuck

Swaegyoongi: u actually know him

Kookie: he's in my house rn

Kookie: and he is eating cookies

Swaegyoongi: he's eating u?

Kookie: ew what

Kookie: why would he eat a human?

Swaegyoongi: f00l

Swaegyoongi: wait

Swaegyoongi: that Motherfucker is eating my cookies

Swaegyoongi: kill him

Kookie: yes sir!

Kookie: I would but violence isn't the answer

Swaegyoongi: just fucking do it

" jungkook the fuck! Get off of me! " jimin screamed. Jungkook jumped on top of jimin and attempted to kill him. " it is my order, yoongi told me to do that. "

" yoongi hyung? You know him? "

" yea, duh."

Jimin was confused at this point. How did jungkook know him?

" what how? What? Huh? Wait what? You what? You know? Him? How? " jimin asked.

" he texted the wrong number. " jungkook explained.

" oh. "

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Jungkook texting Yoongi be like:

---Jungkook texting Yoongi be like:

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(Hoseok's and jin's faces omg I'm laughing)

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(Hoseok's and jin's faces omg I'm laughing)

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