The door opened, revealing an old lady with shades, wearing gold chains and a snapback. She gave off a scary atmosphere, at least, to jimin.
" ah yoongi-ah, taehyung-ah and urm him, what are you doing here? School starts in 4 days. Come on in. " she said in friendly yet swag voice.
Swag runs in their blood.
" maybe she isn't that bad? " jimin thought to himself.
Taehyung laid down on the couch as soon as he stepped in,
" anneonghaseyo, my name is jimin." He bowed 90 degrees.
"Mmm," she nodded. "yoongi you potato, start being more like him, polite. "
" urm, firstly, he's not polite he's an asshole, " yoongi said as he teared open the bag of chips, " secondly, the only reason he's here is because he ate my cookies. "
" oH NO HE DIDN'T "
" oh but yes he did. "
" you, " she pointed at jimin, " you got no jams man. "
Jimin sighed, " oh come on! "
" and he needs you to teach him how to bake cookies, so teach him well, I'm now gonna do something productive, I'm gonna sleep, bye. "
Yoongi brought his bag with him and went to his room, when taehyung grabbed his leg, and hugged it.
" NOOO HYUNG, YOU JUST ARRIVED LET'S DO SOMETHING. "
Jimin rolled his eyes and followed her into the kitchen, " clingy bitch, " he muttered, but she heard him,
" shut up boi, let my ship sail. " she looked at the annoyed yoongi and happy taehyung.
" why don't you two boys go to the strawberry farm? " she suggested, before jimin could say anything she elbowed him,
" taegi is real bitch. "
God, he's fucking terrified.
" YES! LET'S GO! SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR! " taehyung said and dragged yoongi out as yoongi mumbled 'fuck you' continuously.
They went to taehyung's Grandmother's friends' strawberry farm.
As they were picking strawberries, taehyung screamed, " OH MY GOD HYUNG, GUESS WHAT I FOUND! "
" nothing, let me sleep. "
" I FOUND A STRAWBERRY THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU. "
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(I edited this in history class and the guy beside me was giving me weird stares lmao rip)
" YOU'RE TWINS!! "
" WE DON'T LOOK THE SAME TAE! "
" YOU DO! "
" shut the fuck up peasant and carry me home. "
- Sorry for not updating in a Long Long while wattpad deleted my drafts T-T and I had to rewrite them :( (｀△'＋）why wattpad whyy
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