The KIKutation Room

Queen

Brian May started a group with Freddie "The Hot One" Mercury, John Deaky, and roggie t

Hey, listen...

BRIAN MADE OUT WITH ME

ROGER. 

Uh...

Brian...? Is Roger being truthful?

NO.

YOU LIAR
YOU LIKED IT AND YOU KNOW IT

ROGER, WE WERE DRUNK.
THERE IS NO WAY THAT IT WAS ENJOYABLE.

Wait wait wait hes not lying?

No, I guess not, Deaks.

WE CANT HAVE FOUR QUEERS IN THE BAND

What? FOUR? John...

deakys gay for fred
i called it

I am not!

So that meant nothing, eh, John?
Hmm?
All those love letters and sweet nothings meant nothing?

Freddie not here
Theyll kill us

...
Are you kidding me?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT OUT NEXT ALBUM!

sorry brimi

Roger, please don't talk to me.

Brian, I'm sorry too for bringing that up.

You should be freddie

Shush, darling...

You know what? I'm done with all of you.
Have fun finding a new guitar player!

Brian May has left the group

...
Hold on.

Freddie "The Hot One" Mercury added Page Named Page to the group

Yes?

Jimmy Page! Can you be our new guitar player?

Freddie, I'm in a band already.

Page Named Page left the group

i know a guy

roggie t added Jimi Hendrix to the group

hey man can you guitar for us

Um... No? I don't...think I can... Sorry, Roger.

Jimi Hendrix left the group

son of a bitch!

John Deaky added Johnny Lenno to the group

I know youre not the best guitar player but can you take over

Deaks I'd love to but I'm busy with Yoko at the moment

tmi lennon

We're writing songs Roger

...
tmi
"writing songs"
snogging
WAIT
HAHHAAHAHAHAH
SNOGGING
SONG WRITING
HAHAHAHAHA

Roger needs brian back

Whatever

Johnny Lenno left the group

I'm back and I have someone!

Freddie "The Hot One" Mercury added "Harri" Krishna to the group

So I guess I'm taking Brian's spot?

Yes, George! You are!

Cool. But...

roggie t added Brian May to the group

I thought I told you to leave me alone?

george is replacing you

Roger! Be nice to our new guitar player, George!

He's serious?
You're replacing me with George?

Yes. 
You are no longer part of Queen.

To hell I'm not!
George, leave! 
I'm not done here!

Wow, okay fine. 

"Harri" Krishna left the group

and thats how you get brian back

Fuck off, Roger.

*you
fuck you roger
and youd like to

Not this again...

((A/N: If you have a better name for Jimi Hendrix, shoot me a line! About Page's name... My character in the school musical was "The Page named Paige" so yeah. He's "Page Named Page" now.))