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Shae Wants Some Prime Jive

Today @ 21:33

Hey.

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Oh my god, really?

Hello there. I am a messaging service for Shae Wants Some Prime Jive. I was programmed to send this message in case you have unblocked my programmer. However, should this message not be delivered, it is safe to assume and inform my programmer that the message sending was unsuccessful. Thank you for taking time out of your day to read this highly important, time sensitive message.    

How fucking stupid do you think I am?

Hello there. I am a messaging service for Shae Wants Some Prime Jive. I was programmed to send this message in case you have unblocked my programmer. However, should this message not be delivered, it is safe to assume and inform my programmer that the message sending was unsuccessful. Thank you for taking time out of your day to read this highly important, time sensitive message.    

STOP SENDING THAT FUCKING THING TO ME DAMMIT

Heheheh
Didn't fool ya, eh?

Won't get fooled again.

Wow, Keith, wow.
What's up?

Why?

Why what?

Why did you bother...
You Know Who.

Voldemort?
I haven't bothered him yet today...

Don't play dumb.

I'm a disobedient bitch, my friend.

I figured as much.

Yeah, I know you did.
'Cause I don't need a crystal ball to see right through the haze.

Please, no.
You need to move on, alright?

I know.
That's why.

I know. You have a hard time with moving on.
Especially seen as today is That Guy's birthday.

Yeah...
I kind of deserved to be blocked by him though, heh...

You did.
You deserved to be blocked by You Know Who too.
You really blew up with that whole thing.

I know.
Please don't remind me.

You deserved to be reminded of that, you know.

And?

You shouldn't have acted how you did.

And?

You're a hopeless romantic.

Yikes.
And?

You need to grow up a little and see past your own nose.

And?

Move on.
You messed up.
If you gain that friendship back, it'd be a miracle.
A huge miracle.

I know. I know. I know.

You're lucky you can even hope things might possibly work out.
The odds are so far against you.

It's like Russian Roulette.
Only with all the bullets but one.

Basically.

I'm screwed.

Quite.

Fuck yes.
I love it when nothing is in my favor!

Just let it go, alright?

I'll try but you know me.

The bitch that doesn't know when to stop.

Exactly, my friend.

Here's an idea...

Oh dear...

Talk to Morri.

Why would you suggest that?

He knows all about this shit.

Freddie would be better to go to.
Or Roggie T.
Or Towser.
Or Pagey.
Or Robert.
Not Morri.

Trust me.
He's therapeutic.

I guess so...

Just try talking to him.

Okay, fine...

Good girl.