okay i give you two options red.
1. do the tutu thing i already asked you to do but not at grillbys, only for the sanses and ramen.
2. put on a waitress outfit and go to one of the papyruses and ask him for a condom, a sausage, a cucumber and some lube.
Dare by: brokendollhouse13
UfSans: I'll do the second one!
Ramen-Sansy525 & UsSans: *Blushes* WHAT!? WHY THAT ONE!?
UfSans: Because I don't really understand that one...
Ramen-Sansy525: YEAH! BUT I DO! AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! ... I didn't think you were that innocent....
UsSans: ... Oh no...
UtSans: * I don't even understand. What the heck is a condom?
Ramen-Sansy525: OH MY GAWD! SHUT UP! Wait! US! HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW!?
UsSans: Um... well... I don't know what a condom is... but lube...I um... AHH! I JUST KNOW! OK! DANG IT UNDYNE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! *starts crying*
Ramen-Sansy525: ....O_o.... Alright... Come on Uf...
*Uf follows Ramen*
UtSans: * I... I don't have anything else to say...
UsSans: *Crying*
UtSans: *sigh* *Pats Us's head*
~OTHER PLACES~
Ramen-Sansy525: Aww! You look so cute!
UfSans: N-NO I DON'T!!!
Ramen-Sansy525: Come on! I got the perfect Papyrus you can do this trick on!
Ramen-Sansy525: HEY YOU!
UsPapyrus: Oh no....
Ramen-Sansy525: THIS LITTLE RED HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!
UsPapyrus: *Looks down at red* *Gasp* OH MY GOD! WHY!?
Ramen-Sansy525: Yooooou love IT!
UsPapyrus: NO! He's my brother! Kind of... I don't want him in a dress... T-T
Ramen-Sansy525: Well what if he's wants to wear a dress!?
UsPapyrus: ...
Ramne-Sansy525: That's what I thought! Go ahead Red!
UfSans: I need to ask you something!
UsPapyrus: O-Ok...
Ramen-Sansy525: I'm just gonna... STAY!
UfSans: I need you to give me... a con-dom and a sausage, a cucumber and some lube!
Everyone: .......................................................................
Ramen-Sansy525: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *Explodes*
UsPapyrus: RAMEN!!! *Runs after Ramen*
Ramen-Sansy525: SH-SHIT! *Runs away*
UfSans: *Stares confused* Can I take this dress off!
*In the distance*
Ramen-Sansy525: YES! OW! FUCK! THAT HURT ASSHOLE! I SAID I WAS SORRY!
UsPapyrus: HOW DARE YOU TEACH HIM THINGS LIKE THAT!
*Still running*
Ramen-Sansy525: WELL THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR! BYE PEEPS- OWWWWW! DAMN IT!
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RandomThis is now an Undertale/ Underswap/Underfell/whatever the fuck else, ask and dare! For people who want to talk to any Sans and ask them stuff! Whether it's fucking stupid to completely serious! Now go and have fun! The Sanses are waiting over...
