Annoying OCs!

The Most.. (Fates)

Me: I have gathered all my murderous Fates to do some voting..
Anubis: No way in Hell am I voting for Clinton.
Dr. Sawbones: *signs* I don't think that is what she means..
Me: No political stuff, that is forbidden.
G.R: Good.
Curtis: I want a muffin..
Spirit: Too bad, you can't have one.
Me: Y'all just need to shut your mouths. Now, question one! Who's the most sexual?
Spirit: I think it's a tie between Anubis and Curtis..
G.R: Curtis is a slut..
Curtis: And you're b¡tch..
G.R: Fight me.
Curtis: Oh we can go all night.

[loud silence]

Dr. Sawbones: *signs* That came out wrong...
Spirit: Anubis is also a slut..
Anubis: That's because I'm really sensitive!
Spirit: So you admit you're easy?
Anubis: *nods* I guess..
Spirit: I'm gonna tell your boyfriend..
Me: Okay, lets just get out of this before we go too far.
Dr. Sawbones: *signs* I agree.
Me: Okay, next question. Who is the most dangerous?
*everyone points to G.R*
G.R: I can be nice!
Anubis: I remember I stayed with you for a bit you yelled at the mailman for not putting your mail in the correct order and you screamed 'Fight me' at a pillow for getting in the way.
G.R: Okay, first off, I want my mail in a specific order and not all over the damn place and two, I was really drunk that night!
Spirit: *whispers* You're always drunk..
G.R: Atleast I'm not dead!
Spirit: Oh it's on, woman.
Me: Okay, let us all calm down for a moment! Next question! Who has the most inappropriate music choice?
G.R: It's a tie between Sawbones and Anubis.
Curtis: Sawbones listens to inappropriate music? *le gasp*
Dr. Sawbones: *signs* Sue me.. I feel no shame.
Anubis: I do not listen to inappropriate music.
G.R: Oh really? Hand over the phone and we'll see.
Anubis: Fine. *gives phone*
G.R: Hm, we got a lot of songs from Simon Curtis like Joystick, Super Psycho Love, Flesh. Some other song called Bruises and Bitemarks, one called Judas the Michael Zhonga cover. Another called I Know I'm A Wolf, one called Keep Your Hands Off My Chick, one called Dirty Angel, another called For Your Entertainment, Muse, Sex For Homework, Dirty Angel, and one called Se-
Anubis: *yanks phone away* You saw nothing!
Spirit: I'm gonna go drink some holy water..
Me: Nope, you're staying, plus I marked all exits with salt.
Spirit: Jerk..
Me: Anyway! Next question! Who suffered the most injuries?
Anubis: It's Spirit, I didn't get stabbed in the stomach forty five times. I got stabbed in the stomach twice.
Spirit: I didn't get salt poured into my cuts.
Anubis: Spirit is the one who suffered the most injuries!
Spirit: You-
Anubis: Shhh, the tribe has spoken and you are the one that suffered the most injuries.
Me: Okay.. I don't have anymore questions so you kids can leave. Lemme just get rid of the salt for Spirit..