Me: Hey, Doggo, wanna talk about shadow-traveling for a moment?
Anubis: Why the hell not? What do you want to know?
Me: Describe the first time you ever shadow-traveled.
Anubis: Well, it was at a meeting and we were all wrestling and I was up against Curtis. We were fighting and he kinda threw me into a shadowy corner. I accidentally shadow-traveled up to the ceiling and body slammed on the table..
Me: How many bruises did you have?
Anubis: Well, take the amount of hickeys Oliver gave me and times that by four.
Me: Damn, so what if you relax and there is a shadow there?
Anubis: I fall through..
Me: How times has that happened?
Anubis: ...12 times.
Me: Hehe.. Have you ever got stuck in a continuous cycle of falling from a shadow into another?
Anubis: Curtis! Why the fuck did you tell her about it?!
Curtis: *off in distance* Hey! She offered me a pass into Joywork's secured area!
Me: Cool it, you two. Anyway, have you?
Anubis: ...yes.
Me: Hehe, okay, Doggo, you can go back to fucking your boyfriend.
Anubis: Thank you! *falls out of chair and into a shadow*
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