Annoying OCs!

The Most.. (Freaks)

Me: I have gather my weirdos to ask them some questions..
Unfair Games: Hello..
Pogo: Why is this room so small?! Why is it squishy?!
Thriller King: Shut up.
Pogo: *cries*
Skylar: Look at what you did! *hugs Pogo*
Brandon: *sighs*
Abused Revenge: Why am I here?
Me: To question you guys.
Unfair: Fire away, kid.
Me: Who's the most sexual?
Thriller King: Probably Unfair..
Unfair: You don't know what I do.
Thriller: But I can sure as hell hear you.
Unfair: I'm going to kill you..
Me: Okay! Calm down, Unfair, please? Next question! Who's the most dangerous?
Pogo: It's a tie between Thiller and Skylar.
Abused Revenge: Nah, it's definitely Thriller, Skylar is just creepy.
Brandon: Truth, whenever she can't sleep, she plays reversed classical music and watches me!
Skylar: Not my fault that you're so interesting to watch!
Me: Quiet yourselves, children! Next question! Who has the most inappropriate music choice?
[everyone points to Pogo]
Pogo: I feel no shame whatsoever.. Shower me with your shame.
Brandon: It's scary whenever she plays that stuff when she practices..
Pogo: If it scares you that much you can always practice in a tent not near me.
Abused Revenge: I made sure to mute your camera or just go to a different one.
Unfair: Wait! When did you set up cameras?
Abused: Few months after I joined.

[loud silence]

Unfair: I'm scared now..
Abused: So.. You finally got laid?
Unfair: Can I mutilate the other side of her face?!
Me: Not now my little firework..
Unfair: *slumps back in chair* Fine..
Me: Next question! Who has suffered the most injuries?
Skylar: Probably Brandon and Abused, they got a lot of scars.
Brandon & Abused: Yeah.. Basically got the same amount..
Unfair: Can I leave?
Me: Fine.. See you losers later..