Hetalia Randomness [COMPLETED]

Mermaid 2

((Nordic chatroom))

Sweden is online

Denmark is online

Denmark: OMFG SWEDEN I BECAME A MERMAN

Sweden: what?

Denmark: I AM A MERMAN

Sweden: wait so...YOU ARE A MERMAN?? RIGHT NOW??

Denmark: YES

Sweden: wtf where are you

Denmark: I'M IN THE BATHTUB

Sweden: does Nor knows about this?

Denmark: YUP, I TEXTED HIM FEW MINUTES AGO

Sweden: what the hell I'm coming

Denmark: NOO YOU'RE GOING TO SEE ME NAKED WHEN NORGE CHANGE ME BACK

Sweden: I DON'T FUCKING CARE

Denmark: Ohonhonhon~ so you want me~

Sweden: WTF STOP IT

Denmark: ahahahaha! I'm just kidding

Norway is online

Norway: Holy crap what happened here

Denmark: NORGE

Sweden: Did he really turned into a merman?

Norway: yeah.

Denmark: NORGE DID YOU BRING MY TOWEL

Norway: You never told me that I will bring a towel

Denmark: Btw, the door is locked

Sweden: what?

Norway: oh you're screwed

Denmark: NORGE I CAN'T BREATHE

Norway: I'M RIGHT HERE OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT IT WAS LOCKED

Denmark: because I was taking a shower and maybe some of you will get in

Norway: WHY WOULD WE GET IN??

Denmark: Or maybe Sweden will secretly put spiders or centipedes in the bathtub

Norway: *facepalm* You're thinking so much.

Denmark: just break the door Norge. Ask Finland to do it.

Norway: he's not even here, he's at the meeting with his boss

Denmark: let Mr. Puffin do it....I'm dying here

Sweden: WAIT

Denmark: w-what

Sweden: I'M AT THE ROOF

Denmark: what the hell get down

Sweden: Imma destroy this

Denmark: nooo this is my house

Norway: don't worry Sve. I got this.

Sweden: what are you going to do?

Norway: I'm gonna nuke this door

Denmark: WHAT?! I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD A NUCLEAR BOMB

Norway: I WILL BORROW AMERICA'S BOMB

Denmark: FUCK NO DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO BE LIKE JAPAN???

Norway: LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT

Sweden: calm down. I'm in the bathroom

Denmark: yaaaay