America: *feeds his new golden retriever dog*
England: America, we're in a meeting.
America: I know
France: Is it a..
America: male, he has a sister I gave it to Canada *pets his dawg* Who's the cutie?? Yes you are yes you are
Germany:
America: Yo Germany, Wanna touch him?
Germany: *breathing insanely* yES.
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