Phone Calls // nejiten

FOUR questions

"Hello? This is Ichiraku's Ramen Shop, what may we do for you?"

"Good afternoon. May I please have--"

"--two portions of ramen delivered to the Hyuga residence, am I correct?"

"...Yes."

"Haha! I always knew I was physic!"

"..."

"Hey--don't judge me! I can practically hear you rolling your eyes at me!"

"..."

"Sigh. Fine, I'll shut up now. I'm just so booooored!"

"Why?"

"They literally have nothing to do here! All I do is sit around for hours and hours on end!"

"Ha. And what do you expect me to do about it?"

"...Entertain me."

"How?"

"Hmmm... alright, let's come up with five questions that we both answer. Sort of like a 'get to know each other' thing."

"Five will take too long. How about three?"

"No. That's too boring. How about... four questions?"

"...Fine."

"Yes! Alright, you start."

"..."

"Hey, you still there?"

"I can't think of a question."

"Aw c'mon! Just ask anything!"

"Fine... What's your name?

"I'm TenTen. And you?"

"My name is Hyuga Neji."

"Nice to meet you, Neji. Alright, how old are you?"

"I'm eighteen."

"Me too! Your turn to ask."

"Hmmm, what sports do you do."

"Practically all of them; soccer, fencing, you name it."

"Wow. I was the team captain of our football team."

"Cool. Final question: what do you look like?"

"What? How am I supposed to answer that?"

"It's easy, just describe what you look like."

"..."

"I'll start. I have long blonde hair and almond-ish eyes. I look kind of like the hokage."

"...The hokage? I better bow down."

"Hahaha!"

"Alright... I have long brown hair and white-ish eyes."

"LONG brown hair? Hahahaha! What are you, Rapunzel?!"

"Ha. Very funny."

"I know, right?! Hahahaha!"

"...I know you can't see it, but I'm rolling my eyes in and over-exaggerated manner right now."

"Don't worry. I can tell. Oh, your orders' ready! I need to go before--"

"--your boss notices. Yeah yeah, bye."

"Bye!"

//CALL ENDED\\

TenTen has blonde hair? Since when? ;)