truculently + rants [on hold]

farmville hahahahshejdj

i'm at my family's farm hdjdjd

i have to pee

there isn't a restroom here

you have to squat somewhere and just let it flow

i always hold it anyway bUT MY BLADDER IS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT I CANNOT DO THIS

and we got pigs im so happpyyyy

there's like 3 piglets and THEY'RE SO CUTE UGHH I WANT TO TAKE ONE HOME WITH ME

but i need a restroom asap