BTS Joke Book

BTS as Moms

Jin: here baby, food for you! Mom cooked it just for you! *feeds baby*
Baby: *pukes*

Suga: *throws pillow at child and starts sleep-talking* baby gotta learn to sleep to be a real man
Child: but I aint no babey

J-Hope: let's go ride horseu my child!
Child: YAY HORSEU I LOVE HORSEU

Rap Monster: come my child to the Wrecking Chamber we go
Child: ;-;

Jimin: here comes the aeroplane! *waves spoon around and stuffs into baby's mouth*
Baby: *cries*

V: now I will show you the beauty of aliens!
Child: \^▽^/

Jungkook: lets go to the funfair!!!
Child: YEY HAUNTED HOUSE!!!!!
Jungkook: (;o;)