BTS Joke Book

BTS as Policemen

Jin: Kids, you all are arresred for mistreating the pots and saucers and the wooden spoons!
Kids: we were just making melody-
Jin: Silence! No one plays with meh saucepans!

Suga: Aye, all of you are arrested for being awake- *falls down sleeping*

J-hope: Miss, you are under arrest for being unhappy! Everyone should be happy no matter what they do!
Lady: But my son stole my-
J-hope: NO MATTER WHAT I SAID!

Rap Monster: I'm arresting you for your goddamn ugly rapping skills! How you gonna go underground rapping like that, I suppose?
Man: I'm still practicing

Jimin: You're arrested for having abs! Only I can have them!

V: *starts arresting random people* You! Arrested for cursing!

Jungkook: Alright ma'am you have a nice day there, I shouldn't be seeing you back in jail alright *the badass that releases every criminal*