(Back with me)
Now where is the government....-me
(Looks around and sees the government)
Oh there it is now I got to think of a plan umm..... Aha-me
(Runs inside)
(Inside the government)
Now just have to wait...-me
(Hides behind a corner)
Come on just come already-me(grumbles)
(Sees a security guard walking my way)
Okay didn't think about that but oh well I'll just go with it-me
(Jumps from my hiding spot and gets on tip of him)
I'm sorry but I have to do this-me(presses a pressure point in his neck)
(Faints)-security guard
Okay now that I think about my plan it's seem nasty... Oh well it's not like I'm gonna see anyways-me
(Takes the security guard to a closet near by and closes it)
(Mins later)
(Comes out with the security guards uniform)
Okay just some adjustments here and there much better-me(flatting the clothes)
Now show time-me
(Walks to a room that says 'employees only')
(Back at my house)
And where back now you can tell your story boomer-Emerald
Finally as I was saying.....-boomer
(A knock at the door)
Oh come on!!-boomer(crosses his arms)
Stop being a big baby-Ruth
I'll get it-sapphire
(Opens the door)
Oh hello Ms. Bursberg how are you today-sapphire(says with a big smile)
Don't use that charm on me missy, police those are people I was talking about-Ms. Bursberg
What are you talking about?-sapphire
Don't try to act innocent-Ms. Bursberg
Miss I'm gonna ask you and you're friends to come with me-police
Sapphire what's taking so long-Emerald
Um Emerald they say we have to go with them-sapphire
Who-Emerald
(Points to the police)
Ugh don't tell me this is Ms. Bursberg doing-Emerald
Yep-sapphire
Oh well this happens so many times I'm use to it but don't worry we don't have to go with them-Emerald
Yeah but that's because Ruby always uses her acting skills to get us out of these situations-sapphire
(Gulps) your right! Man we're screwed-Emerald
Can we come in-police
O-of course right this way-sapphire
(The police come inside the house)
(Everyone in the room turns there head to the police direction)
Um why are the police here-bubbles
Um they came to tell us we have to come with them-sapphire
I didn't do anything!!-boomer
It wasn't me I promise!!-brick
(Everyone looks at them)
Hey it's a habit-brick
Anyways come with us-police
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!-Ruth
(Runs to the nearest window and jumps in it breaking it)
(Everyone looks outside the window that he broke and see him running)
Wtf-Emerald
Okay-another police
Whatever lets go-the first police
(Everyone follows him)
I'm to young to go to jail-bubbles
Man I wish Ruby was here to help us-sapphire
(With buttercup and Butch)
You heard that-Butch
All I heard was 'you'll never take me alive'-buttercup
What do you think happened-Butch (eating peaches in the can)
Don't know don't care-buttercup(eating pears)
You know I want to get out of here already it's boring-Butch
Same-buttercup
Let's try to find a way to escape-Butch(stands up and kicks the closet door)
Okay let's do it-buttercup(also stands up and kicks the door)
(Back with me)
Why do I have this weird feeling somethings wrong...-me
(Stands and thinks)
Nah it's probably nothing-me
(Is inside the 'employees only' room)
Okay, okay what to do-me(whispers)
(Sees computers and screens)
Let's see here..-me
(Sits down)
Good thing I'm good with computers-me
(Starts typing really fast)
Alright where are you info...-me
(Sees a folder that says 'gov. Info')
Wow there so smart-me
(Clicks it and sees it has a password)
This is to easy-me
(Does all this genius tech. thing)
And there-me
(Press one last button and I'm inside the info.)
Now,now what are you guys hiding-me
(Still looking in the folder when I hear footsteps)
(Turn my head to the door)
Fudge what do I do, what do I do?!-me
(Panicking when the door opens)
And I'm like Paul the day you get laid is the day pigs start flying and he was like....-security guard
(All 5 security guard stare at me while I stare back)
What is this little girl doing-another security guard
(They all blink)
Well it looks like she's a guard-the 4 security guard
How can she be a guard she's too small-1 security guard
Yea i mean look at her height what is she gonna do-5 security guard
What you say!-me(gets up from the chair)
(All the security guard look at the computer)
Hey she's getting info on the government!-3 security guard
(They all get there guns)
You guys barely notice what kind of security guards are you guys-me(hands on my hip)
Ones that aren't short like you-2 security guard(smirks)
Ohh you got roasted-4 security guard
(They all high five each other)
I'll give you credit for that one but do not mess with me and especially don't talk about my height!-me
What are you gonna do shorty-5 security guard
(I start charging at them)
(They all put there guns up)
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