Date disasters and sing-off Part 1

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Yo,yo, yo how are you guys, I apologize for not updating in a long time but don't worry I will update more often now since I'm on vacations!-me
(Everyone else cheers)
Now let's get are dares started, so Emerald if you will please-me
It's from are favorite author so come out Avery-Emerald
(Avery comes out from the roof)
Hey guys! I hope your ready for a day of dares from your favorite person-Avery
Who is it-boomer(looks around)
Me you stupid ass-Avery
Darn I was hoping for Ariana grande or Selena Gomez-Butch
Yes Butch cause famous people like them are gonna come here, are you stupid or what-Emerald
Actually he is-buttercup
But what if it does happen-brick
I will like to see what you will do-blossom
Well first...-brick
No brick shut up it's not the time to share your dirty thoughts with us-Avery
Or any other thoughts of your that's you have in your tiny brain-me
My brain may be tiny but not my...-brick
(Covers his mouth) okay serious shut up or were all gonna jump you-sapphire
Let the dares begin!-berry
Oh I almost forgot to turn you guys back-sapphire
Okay so how do you use this(holds the age-gun and turns it in every direction)-boomer
Boomer don't do anything stupid-Avery
Boomer please put that down your gonna get hurt-bubbles
Come on guys, you have no faith in me what's so ever-boomer(bounces the gun back and fourth with his hands)
Boomer!!-everyone except boomer
Okay,okay calm down see here(about to hand it to sapphire but slips) oops!-boomer
(The age-gun starts up and shoots)
(Everyone covers there eye cause there's too much light)
(Everything becomes clear and we see the gun broken to pieces)
(Everyone looks at boomer) really?!-everyone except boomer
Haha..um..sorry?-boomer
How we gonna change berry and blade back-sapphire
Don't worry about us we good-blade(back to normal)
But I would worry about Ruby-berry(giggles)
What?!-everyone except me, berry and blade
(They all look at me and see me as a five-year old)
Hey guys what's wrong-me(says in a little kids voice)
Aww-all the girls except Emerald and Avery
What you guys awing about-me(tilts my head)
(Squeals)-sapphire
Um you okay sap-me
Your too adorable-sapphire (comes to me and squishes my cheek together)
Wh-.....-me
Look in the mirror-Emerald
(Goes to a mirror) oh my god! Boomer!!!!!-me
Well that's my cue to run-boomer
Boomer get back here right now!-me
No I'm scared-boomer(hides behind buttercup while hugging her)
Don't hug me you wuss-buttercup(pushes boomer off her)
Yeah boomer don't hug her(goes up to buttercup) only I can(hugs her)-Butch
Ugh!!-buttercup
This is awkward, you know with you being a baby and all-bubbles
I'm pretty sure she's five years old bubbles-blossom
Thanks boomer now I can make fun of Ruby and tell her what to do-brick(walks up to me)
No you can't(points a finger at him)-me
Actually I can since I'm older then you(bobs my nose) bop-brick
Fudge you(kicks him in the shin)-me
Fuck (holds his shin) even in baby form your still strong-brick
Enough chit chat ladies and gentlemen we got dares to do-berry
Oh yeah, okay so I dare them to go on a date-avery(smiles innocently)
Wait what? That's it-blossom
Yep!-Avery
So no 'and switch personalities so the guys could be the girls and the girls could be the guys' or anything-brick
Nope!-Avery
That's actually not a bad idea, I can use it! Thanks brick!-me
No set up-bubbles
No-Avery
So there's no twist to this-Butch
Ugh no-Avery
So no....-boomer
I said no alright!! Gosh you guys do you not know the meaning of the word no!!-Avery
Shesh sorry just asking-boomer(holding his hands up in surrender)
Now go-Emerald
(They go out the door)
(Opens it again) are you sure-boomer
Yes boomer now go!!-everyone except rrbz and ppgz
(The door closes again)
So what really gonna happen-Sapphire
Oh something I like to call disaster!-Avery
I like your spunk-Emerald
Where do we begin!!-berry and blade
(Clears throat) I don't know if you know this but what about me!-me
Man stop yelling, everyone is yelling here-sapphire
Sorry but I need help getting back to normal-me
Sorry but the gun is broken-berry
I know that!-me
Okay so we call a babysitter-blade
What?! No!-me
Yes cause my mom always says to not bring a baby anywhere near danger-sapphire
And you know it's gonna be dangerous cause that's what we do-Emerald
Yep so much chaos!-Avery
No(stomps feet) I'm only five years old I'm not two-me (pouts)
You know the rules ruby(punches my cheek) but don't worry we will call Ruth I'm sure he will babysit you-Emerald
What will his reaction be when he finds his girlfriend to be five years old-Avery
He's not my boyfriend!-me
Sureeeee-blade
Don't know but I bet it will be hilarious!-berry(giggles)
Does this girl ever stop-Emerald(looks at berry)
Nope-Avery
What time is it!-berry
Adventure time!!-blade
(Both of them go ahead and go to ruin the greens date)
I called up Ruth and he said he will be here right about......now!-sapphire
(Comes from the roof) hey guys did you miss me-Ruth
No-everyone in the house except me
Well tuff crowd now I heard you want me to babysit Ruby If I'm correct-Ruth
Yes-Avery
But I don't get why? Did she break a leg or something?-Ruth
No she's a five year old-Emerald
Oh a five year ol-.......wait a five year old!-Ruth
(Nods head)-sapphire
Okay cause that makes sense-ruth(crosses arms)
We will explain everything later but now we have to go so bye-sapphire(goes to mess with the reds)
I'll wait outside for you Avery-emerald(goes outside)
Come baby Ruby let go of my leg(tries to shake me off her leg) let go damn-avery(frustrated)
Here let me help-Ruth(grabs me by the waist)
Thanks now must go and destroy date-....i mean check on there date..yeah-avery(goes with Emerald to ruin the blues date)
(With berry and blade)
(Hiding in a bush)isn't this a obvious hiding place-blade
Pssh no-berry
You sure-blade
Positive!-berry
Cause I'm pretty sure we are attracting people(points at the people staring)-blade
What are you guys staring at can't you see we're trying to mess are friends date sheesh people theses days-berry(gets up from her hiding spot and follows the greens into the park)
(With greens)
Sooo....-Butch
(Awkward silence)
Don't you think it's weird that they just dare us to go on a date-buttercup
Exactly what i was thinking!-Butch
(Another awkward silence)
So what do you what to do on are date-Butch
I don't know your the guy, your suppose to know where to go on a date if you ask me-buttercup
But I didn't ask you?-Butch
(Silent for a minute) just pretend you did(grabs his hand) come on I know a place where we can go on a date-buttercup
(Berry and blade following close behind)
(With sapphire)
Okay um were will the Reds go.....if I were either blossom or brick where will I go on a date(thinks) oh!-sapphire
(Runs to a cafe)
Yes! I was right-sapphire(sees the Reds inside the cafe)
(With the Reds)
(In s booth)
(Swallows a piece of cake) how you know this was my favorite place-blossom
I didn't, it's my favorite place that's why-brick(takes a sip of his coffee)
(Leans over to him) do you actually think Avery just dared us to just having a date-blossom
No but let's not think about it and enjoy the time of no torture cause knowing Avery she has something up here sleeve-brick(takes a bite out of his muffin)
(Silence) so what do you do when you take girls on a date-blossom
(Thinks) well I don't want to take you there so why don't we go to the fair since I never take girls there-brick(stands up)
Why?-blossom(also stands up)
Cause(grabs her hand) your special-brick(smiles)
(Blushes)-blossom
(Sapphire is behind the booth they were and awes)
Did you here that-blossom
Here what-brick
(Sapphire hides her head in the menu)
(Looks around) I thought I heard something-blossom
Let's go-brick(pulls her)
(Shrugs) oh well-blossom
(Sapphire sighs of relief)
(With the blues)
You know I think it's nice of Avery to let us go on a date without any problems-bubbles

-(In the bushes) haha that's what you think-Avery
Calm down Avery I think your taking this skittle too far-emerald
Nonsense I'm fine-Avery
If you say so-Emerald-

I don't know I still don't trust Avery-boomer
Come on boomer let's have fun, let's just enjoy it while it lasts-bubbles
(In the bushes) yes have fun while it lasts cause torture will come very soon-avery(laughs evilly)
You hear that-boomer
Ugh Boomer stop it-bubbles(stomps feet)
What's wrong-boomer
I just (sighs) I'm tired of the show and I just want to be a normal girl were we are free and get to do anything on are own time-bubbles
Same but until this is all over which it will probably not happen anytime soon but we will go on all the dates you want and get to do anything you want okay-boomer
(Cries) okay-bubbles
Hey why you crying(wipes her tears)-boomer
I'm just happy (hugs him) thank you-bubbles

-(In the bushes) aww that's cute it makes me not want to ruin there date-Avery
Nah a dare is a dare so let's start planning-Emerald
Your right okay so I was thinking.....-Avery-

(With berry and blade)
(Followed the greens to a hill)
This is the place?-blade
It's nothing special, is it-berry
It could be a magic hill-blade
No dummy not magic but unicorns can live there!!-berry
Shhhh(covers berry mouth) over there-blade
(Looks at the greens sitting at the edge) ohh so what can we do-berry
I guess we can....-blade(thinks)
(Goes closer to the greens)-berry
What are you doing!-blade(follows her)
Look there gonna put fireworks-berry
Oh that gives me an idea!-blade
Ooh tell me(shakes him)-berry

Hey guys sorry I haven't updated in two weeks and that my friends is cause of no-wifi zone. Yeah I had no wifi which sucks, especially for two weeks you know that was tortured, just playing it wasn't tortured but yeah so again sorry and don't worry I will try to update part two of the dare so in till next time bye guys
~Ruby~

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