Phone Convo
"So what you doing right now?"
"Sitting in my room watching the reunion of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta.."
"Me too. Stevie J is my role model!" Ray laughed
"That man--excuse me--BOY did MiMi and Joseline wrong! Well...Joseline is kinda the side-hoe" I laughed
"Well you wouldn't have to worry about me doing that shit!"
But didn't he do that to Zonnique? Yea somthing aint' right!
"Yea...um so you home alone?"
"Yea. Everybody wanted to go skating but I decided to kick it here. Actually, Tay Tay is here, but thats it."
"Y'all should come over! I haven't seen my stanka butt in forever!"
"Yea but what would we do?"
"I got Nemo. Shit, nobodies too old for Nemo! I'll make some of my special popcorn--"
"Hold up! Whats in this special popcorn??"
"M&Ms and Cool Ranch Doritos. Damn. I'm not trying to poison y'all!"
"I guess so. Give me 30 minutes."
"You live down the street!"
"I gotta get fly, I gotta make sure Tay Tay fly!"
"Why you getting Tay Tay fly? He's flyer than you!" I laughed
"Thats not how you was feeling at school though!"
"Oh I see! So you just gon' try my life like that?"
"You tried mine first!"
Just bring yo ass over here boy!"
"I--Tay Tay! GET OUT THAT TOILET!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!"
"As soon as I get Tay Tay out the toilet, i'll be out the door."
"Ok."
"Bye Bahj."
End of Convo
Time to get sexy! I gotta take this raggedy ass sleep cap off, find my booty shorts, and spray on some perfume! Wait...why am I doing all of this when Tay Tay is gonna be here? I'ma have Rayan little brother looking at my butt lol! Fuck it, i'm still doing this!
