Behind the scenes

Attack

This is so much more fun than I thought it would be!! I always hated writing when I was in school, because I was terrible at it. Anyway, vote and let me know if ya like this story!! And I'm always open for suggestions and comments, please! Can't improve if no one tells you where you need it! Much love!
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I stopped for a snack at a shop on the way to the train station; it'd been a while since I'd eaten at the Fairies' guildhall. I paid for a sandwich, and stole a bunch of silverware when the shopkeeper wasn't looking. Gihi, fool. Walking outside, I climbed up onto the roof and sat down to eat. As I finished, my sharp hearing picked up a faint voice that instantly had my hackles up. I stood, and ran across the rooftops towards the sound. There! I crouched in a shadow, watching the tiny bluenette walking along the street with her dual shadows. That idiot's fish tail looks so stupid, it makes me laugh every time I see it, even though I just want to punch his face. I followed them for a while, listening to them yap.

"You sure this is okay? Shouldn't you stay at the girls dorm with Laki and the others?" The speedster was asking the shrimp.

"It's fine!" She explained happily, "I don't want to split up the team!" The idiots swooned as she said that, and I could smell their excitement. Gihi, those fools think she wants them, but there's no attraction at all coming from her scent...

"The three of us can face anything together!" One idiot said. "I'll always protect you!" The other replied. They started bickering back and forth, "no! I will!" Tch! We'll see about that. I leapt off the roof, planting my feet into the boys' backs as I landed. I used them as a spring board, shoving forward to grab the bluenette by the neck as she spun around. I threw her into a wall, and whirled to deal with her groupies, who were just pushing themselves off the ground.

"What the hell? Who are you?" Fish-tail yelled at me. I just grinned maliciously and turned my arm into a club, smashing it into his face. I laughed as I heard the bitch scream behind me. The speedster tried to rush me, and I just laughed again. "Iron Dragon's Club!" I yelled, my foot shooting out as a pillar and smashing his leg.

"Solid Script: Rocks!" I heard yelled out behind me, and felt something hit me in the back. I stumbled forward, and looked around surprised. There was a pile of letters made out of rock on the ground behind me, and the little bluenette had a pen in her hand. She was shaking so bad, I was amazed she was still standing. I grinned again, and she shrunk back. Rushing forward, I smashed her into the wall again, ripping the pen away and breaking it. This time, her head colliding with the wall knocked her out. I looked around for more attacks, but the weaklings were all down.

"Aww, ya protected her for sure, ya asshole! Gihi" I leaned down, and grabbed the groupies by their legs, and the bitch by her arm. Can't leave 'em here in this alley. No one will ever see my handiwork. I thought, chuckling to myself again. I dragged them to a park I'd smelled nearby, and dropped them in a pile. I used the blood from her head wound to draw the Phantom Lord guild mark on her bare stomach, and picked the girl up by her throat, hearing her whimper. I tossed her towards a tree, then shot metal strips across her arms and legs, pinning her like she'd been crucified. I repeated this with her lapdogs, then walked away.

"Aah, that was fun!" I got onto my train, and went to sleep for the ride back to the guild.

The quotes Levy and the boys said were from the anime, episode 21.