I'm Not A Hero #OnceUponNow

Chapter 4:

We are still on the trail. Who knew this town would be so far away. Especially when you are with these assholes.

"Urghhh i'm hungry" I whined.

"Are you serious, you just ate the last sandwich" Zen said annoyed.

"Hey! I'm craving" I said. Wondering if they knew what I meant.

"Wait.........Are you.... On your.." Xander said quietly

Hmph, i guess they did know what I meant. "...Yeah, So give me food. Or else someone is going to be 6 feet under." I said aggressively, crossing my arms.

"..uh yea, sure let's find you some.. Uh food, right" Xander gulped.

"..Yea Xander I'll help you let's go..." He ran off with Xander whimpering.

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"How the hell do you eat so much." Xander asked.

"Why can't I, men are not the only ones who eat! I am not a pretty princess who eats salads. I eat mother fucking burgers" I laughed.

I turned to see Xander staring at my face. I blankly looked at him wondering 'What the actually fuck'. I waved my hand in front of his face.

"Hello, are you alive?" I asked still waving my hand. He suddenly regained conscious and started to blush.

" Dude, why were you staring at me?" I asked, " Am I that hot?" I smirked.

"Ye- i mean no, well kinda. Fuck off!" Xander yelled, clearly flustered.

"Ooooo someone is in lov-" Zen screamed, before being cut off by Xander punching him.

"Shut up, I'm not in love!," Xander yelled, "Who would like her?" he scoffed.

"Ouch, I'm hurt" I placed my hand on my heart acting hurt, my other hand wiping my fake tear.

"Xander and Violet sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-!" screamed Zen.

"Die motherfucker." I kicked him where the sun don't shine. Then Zen fell to the ground groaning in pain, while I fell to the ground laughing my ass off. Xander on the other hand looked pretty pissed, his hair was covering his eyes giving him that 'someone's going to die' kind of look. Out of nowhere Xander launched at Zen, tackling him.

"I'm going to beat the crap out of you! You little piece of shit!" Xander shook Zen, shaking the stuffing out of him.

"WHOA! The prince sweared." I mocked. I agree this is interesting to watch, but I think this might be getting a bit out of hand. "Ok, ya princess break it up." I said, pulling Xander off of Zen.

"Stop calling me Princess!" Xander exclaimed.

"I'll call you whatever i want to, Princess!" I smirked, while he pouted.

"Hey! Look the city!" Zen shouted out of nowhere.

He was right. Over in the distance was the city, Yukino. The three of us looked at eachother before quickening our pace towards the city.

"To infinity and beyond!" I shouted dashing forward.

*****

When we arrived at the city, it was full of life and happy people. Not my type, too joyful and happy.

"Well we're here" said Xander. His eyes wandered and turned to face us. I could see sorrow in his eyes as he continued. "What should we do now"

"We can sleep here tonight and get our weapons repaired. Then we'll leave in the afternoon." Zen suggested. "But right now we need to find a good blacksmith, that would be able to fix our damaged equipment."

"Sure." I shrugged, "Oh, and we can't have anyone recognize us. We don't need any questions, that would cause chaos."

"Agreed, let's go."

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We threw on some dark hoods that we conveniently found in the bags my horse was carrying, and started walking towards the nearest blacksmith, which wasn't very far from where we are anyways.

"So... Nice city, huh?" said Xander while walking, in attempt to create conversation. Even though he just kinda made it awkward.

"No. Not enough crying people." I said shrugging my shoulders.

"But that isn't a good thing." Zen chimed in.

"Heh, don't worry about it. Once they see your face, they will all cripple in despair anyways." I pat his back. He looked very offended, so I started laughing my ass off.

After a while, we arrive at the blacksmith, which is run by a old looking man. Maybe instead of blacksmithing, he can invest on being a child molester, because he certainly has the looks for the job. I open my mouth to insult him, but Xander immediately puts his hand over my mouth and starts speaking.

"Um, excuse me Mister. I was wondering if you could please repair our items." He said frantically. The old piece of shit look us up and down, and grinned. It was the most hideous smile, I have ever seen.

"Hehehe, well, well well. A couple of kids?" he said. I am literally bubbling with frustration because Xander is restraining me from insulting the molester.

"Well, it's gonna come with a price." He continued. "If I repair your items, you let me have the girl." He smirked. No one picked up the fucking phone when I fucking called it. I look to my left, Xander looks incredibly flushed, but is still covering my mouth.

"You're not getting anything you sick, twisted, weirdo!" Xander yelled, obviously flustered. He then dragged us off to find a different blacksmith, and finally let go of my face.

"Ooh, why did you storm off so fast." Zen teased Xander, while poking his shoulder. Xander still looks like his face was sunburned. Tomato-kun.

"W-well, it was... The man was being creepy!" He said.

"As much as I agree with you, admit it. You love-"

I punched his face. He winced, and fell to the ground. It's just as funny the second time.

"Whatever, we don't even really need a blacksmith anyways. Our stuff isn't that damaged." I say.

"But, then what are we gonna do?" Xander asked. Before being interrupted by a girl about our age, running towards us yelling "Sorry!" repeatedly. What the fuck? When she finally reached us, she caught her breath and once again yelled sorry.

"What?" questioned Zen, looking up in pain. The girl quickly looked at him and continued.

"I am so sorry about my father! It's just! H-he!" The girl said.

"Hold on, introduce yourself, then start from the beginning." Xander said. The girl took a deep breath.

"My name is Nashi. My father is the blacksmith you saw." She looked around to see if we have obtained that. "I'm sorry for his behaviour early, he likes to... Tease customers on an occasion... Except for the fact that humour is not really his forté." She looked up. "You understand, right?" Nashi asked. Xander nodded in approval. Zen looked at Xander, stood up, then also nodded.

"Well, now that this is all cleared up, we would really like for your father to repair our items." Xander said calmly.

"Sure! In fact, we can repair it for free!" Nashi smiled.

"That would be great. Thank you." Xander responded

We handed her our weapons before she skipped away. Then, she stopped and turned around.

"Oh! Almost forgot! If you need me for whatever reason, you can just go to the back of the blacksmith, I'm usually there helping my father." She smiled before she continued to skip away.

"Awesome! We get our stuff repaired for free!" I cheered.

"That's all you care about?" Zen asked with his eyebrow raised.

"Yup." I chimed.

"Wow." The two sweatdropped.