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Okay so my grandma-

Wait-

Not the grandma with the 11 holes. XD

My other grandmother.

She's the mother of my mum.

Anyway my mum called me and said that my grandma wanted to talk to me. So I called her number and she answered.

So keep in mind my grandma is very silly and sweet. XD

But she doesn't know my number.

So when she answered the phone she sounded like she was gonna stab someone in the hip-

I stayed quiet for a minute before I said my name and..and..

SHE STARTED TO USE HER BABY VOICE WHEN SHE FIGURED OUT IT WAS ME. XD

What the heck? x'D

First she sounded like a predator, but now she sounds like a baby when she figured out it was me.

L.A. is dangerous. X'D

I just noticed something too.

She calls me "mommy". XD

She always did that so I asked her why one time and she said that she thought that I was a girl when I was younger. XD

I was a baby at the time and she was expecting a girl. XD

But yeah she always calls me "mommy". Not around my friends though. XD

She always talks to me in her baby voice saying, "Hi, mommy! How are you, baby?"

She is like those New Orleans kind of grandma's. XD She can be scary, but then turn to a little kitten. XD

My dad's mum (the grandma with the 11 holes) = The pervert/random grandma.

My mum's mum (the "mommy" grandma) = The crazy (good crazy)/silly grandma.

I love them so much. XD

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