I would be a great mum.
So my friend calls me mum because I act like one. XD So she said, "Mum, why can't I go to her party?"
And I said this.
"Because, honey, I did not spend nine months of holding your -A butt in my stomach while you kicked me senseless in my insides. I did not cry and eat ice cream all day just for you to go to a party, get hooked up, and come back with a baby in your gut. I have taken care of you for 16 years and you have the nerve to come up to me and ask this question even though you make me cRAP ON MYSELF BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO MESS WITH MY INSIDES WHILE YOU WERE IN ME. I DIDN'T HAVE MY PERIOD BECAUSE OF YOU- I PUSHED YOU OUT BY USING BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS. AND YOU THEN EAT MY FOOD AND LIVE IN MY HOUSE."
"YOU DON'T PAY RENT. YOU DON'T PAY BILLS. I DON'T NEED A DAUGHTER TO BECOME PREGGY BY SOME SNORT NOSED DRUNK-"
She laughed so hard that she was crying. XD
MAMA DON'T PLAY- XD
