*Why did the recently deceased person take an elevator? They wanted to go to heaven so they had to find a way to lift they're spirits.
*What do you call a good looking pumpkin? Gourdgous.
Why was the butt such a good fighter? They had a wide Arsenal.
*Why did I stop doing the puzzle? I realized the jig was up.
*Why did the farmhand quit? His boss was being a neigh sayer and telling him to stop horsing around.
*Where do you keep seahorse,a coral.
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Undertale Puns
HumorLike Undertale? Love PUNishing people? Well than this is the story for you! :3. *I do not own Undertale or the art used for covers thank you -P.S I think of these at really random times so I'm just going to update when I think of them be it often o...