Still No Regrets

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*Why does Papyrus always use windows as an exit? Because he sees a window of opportunity  (if you know how to spell that pls help)
*Why don't you mess with the Annoying Dog? Because you don't want to go barking up the wrong tree.
*why didn't Muffet stop her pet from fighting? Because she knew she had muffin to worry about.
*Why doesn't Muffet like omega Flowey? Because they don't see eye to eye to eye.
*Why does Flowey know so many memes? Because he is always on vine.
*Why does Muffet's pet fight? Because that is what he was bread for.
*why didn't Sans take a cab? He thought it was to taxing.
*Why does Flowey always get speeding tickets? He's not afraid to put the petal to the metal.
*If you want to cause some trouble with a computer you better use dis-cord.
*Just because I'm an artist doesn't make me sketchy!

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